NO MORE PORRIDGE PLEASE!!!

ALRIGHT ISO GOTTEN ENOUGH OF STUPID PLAIN PORRIDGE!
EVERY SINGLE AFFING DAY
I EAT THE SUCKEESH PLAIN PORRIDGE
THAT LEAVES A DISGUSTING STARCHY LAYER ON YOUR TONGUE!
EVERY AFTERNOON!!!
I WANNA SKIP LUNCH MAN...
WHICH I DO MOST OF THE TYM ALRDY...
TEEHEE:)
I AM GOING ON STRIKE
GIVE THE PORRIDGE TO SOMEONE ELSE
WHO NEEDS IT AND WANTS IT!
NOT ME, WHOM ALRDY HAS BEEN EATING
PLAIN PORRIDGE CONSECUTIVELY FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS
OF MY DAMN PORRIDGY LIFE!
alright I do prefer noodles, macoroni...
watv EXCEPT PORRIDGE!
eeewww...yuckkk...
especially on hot days....
oh damn...


BYEBYE PORRIDGE!!!